Learning at home? Sue Moll

Most of generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. If you're going to

kill each other, do it outside. I’ve just finished cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the

carpet.

3. My father taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. If you fall out of that swing and break

your neck, you're not going to the park with me.

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear,

in case you're in an accident.

6. My father taught me IRONY. Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry

about.

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. Shut your mouth and

eat your supper.

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

I'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.

10. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, I've told you a

million times, don't exaggerate!

11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. Just wait until we get home.

12. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. If you don't stop crossing your

eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.

13. My father taught me HUMOUR. When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,

don't come running to me.

14. My mother taught me WISDOM. When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

15. My father taught me about JUSTICE. One day you'll have children of your

own, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

This might ring a bell with the over 60 crowds, because the younger ones

would not believe we truly were told these EXACT words by our parents!!...